Random Groupings of Words

Twinings chai tea + 2 single serve 1/2 & 1/2 + 1 Equal = my new ritual

BFS

(Source: Spotify)

can you see the truth? (Taken with instagram)

I did not expect this to be the site at DoNotBlow.com (Taken with instagram)

There was a baby (maybe 3 years old) standing on the edge of the street when I was walking to my car. She yells at me, “Hey! Where you going, man!” What the hell? Why is there a BABY standing on the street yelling at me? So I responded with the only thing I could think of. “Mind your own business, baby!”

I’m drinking for you, cousin Dilraj! (Taken with Instagram at Angel’s Icehouse)

What? How! (Taken with instagram)

Pete’s impression of a developing embryo (Taken with instagram)

This morning leaving my apartment I was processing some data on my laptop, so I walked out of my apartment with the computer on and open as I walked to my car. Some lady suddenly pops out from behind the woods in full yoga gear carrying a yoga mat and proceeds to walk towards her car. But the entire time, she was leering at me as if what I was doing was weird. Keep walkin’ lady… it’s like you’ve never seen a guy holding an open laptop processing some data in the parking lot on the way to his car. (Also, I checked, my fly was not down.)

Someone remind me… is NOT the one that means “yes”? (Taken with Instagram at Millbrae BART)