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The inconsistently written ramblings of a man called Fajitas (@ajitfoldsfive) |
This morning leaving my apartment I was processing some data on my laptop, so I walked out of my apartment with the computer on and open as I walked to my car. Some lady suddenly pops out from behind the woods in full yoga gear carrying a yoga mat and proceeds to walk towards her car. But the entire time, she was leering at me as if what I was doing was weird. Keep walkin’ lady… it’s like you’ve never seen a guy holding an open laptop processing some data in the parking lot on the way to his car. (Also, I checked, my fly was not down.)