Random Groupings of Words (The moral of every story ever)

Text The moral of every story ever

Google Buzz thread between myself and a friend of mine. Sometimes you just have to get to the base truth of an issue.
Friend: Quote of the night: “Well of course every guy wishes he could suck his own balls”
Me: Not sure if that fits the category of “Quote of the night” or “The moral of every story ever”
Friend: Haha, well it was said by a friend the night before and it was the most interesting thing I’d heard all evening so therefore it became the quote of the night. But hey, morals are good too :)
Me: No seriously. Think of any story ever. Or read any book, childrens or otherwise. If it’s a story that already has a moral, replace that one with this one. Close the book and then say, “The moral of the story is: Well of course every guy wishes he could suck his own balls.” It works EVERY TIME.