Random Groupings of Words |
The inconsistently written ramblings of a man called Fajitas (@ajitfoldsfive) |
Have you ever read the labels on the back of any two competing medicines? The active ingredient in one will be this well-selected name comprised of multiple chemicals all mooshed together until they form something loosely based on syllables we recognize from our high school chemistry class. Then the other one that claims to do the same damn thing has a completely different 10-syllable chemical!
I think medicine companies are giving you the royal reach-around. It looks like they are making it up as they go.
“Hey, look what I put on this one. Does it look real?”
”Polyehtlyhomaeobacykzl carbofloxibarm? I dunno. I’d at least at another -utamate to the end. There’s a chance someone already used that one in the Cold and Flu division.”
I’m really waiting for someone to try to get away with something like
“Fuckyoutamate suckmydickocarbon yourmommalikeditizone”
Turns out all I really want is something that is blue, tastes like shit, goes down my throat like molasses, and knocks me the hell out. Other than that, what do I care what the fuck’s in it.